Indian Men really need to read this. Though I am speaking as a Trans Woman, almost of this will apply to cis-women too! So read on! 😉
1) GETTING STRAIGHT DOWN TO BASICS.
Most common problem in our world! Just unzip and shove our hands/mouth down your pants!? Avoiding foreplay and getting straight down to basics makes us feel like you’re paying by the hour and trying to get your money’s worth by cutting out non-essentials.
Now we don’t ask for scented candles and an expensive Italian dinner (though those wouldn’t hurt). But set the mood with some foreplay dude! A proper passionate kiss is the ultimate form of foreplay.
Now don't say "I don't kiss"! 🙄
2) NOT SHAVING.
Men often forget they have a velcro-strip strapped to their chin which they proceed to rake repeatedly across our face and otherwise. A thick, well trimmed beard can be fun! But a 2 day stubble? Uh uh! And when we turn our head from side to side, it’s not coming from passion, it’s trying to avoid getting scraped. Know the difference bwoyz!
3) MASSAGING TOO ROUGHLY.
A massage can be an arousing exercise if done properly. Aim for a sensual, relaxing massage to get us in the mood. Hands and fingertips are okay; elbows and knees are NOT.
4) UNDRESSING PREMATURELY.
Don’t force the mood by stripping before we have at least made some move toward getting your stuff off, even if it’s just undoing a couple of buttons. And I cant stress this point too hard – lose the socks FIRST dude!🙄
5) BOOB PLAY.
Essential part of foreplay, YES! We like it too! But most Indian men behave like housewives testing a melon for ripeness when they get their hands on! If this is how they do it with cis-women also then god bless those women! You are having sex, not buying fruits at the village market! Stroke, caress, and smooth!
6) TUNING THE RADIO
Nipples are certainly the most erogenous zone. Doing it right can REALLY get us in the mood! But why do Indian men clamp down like they’re trying to deflate our breasts with their teeth? Nipples are highly sensitive - They aren’t meant for chewing! Lick & suck them gently. Flicking your tongue across them is VERY GOOD. Pretending like they are your Labrador’s chew toy IS NOT!
Remember we have TWO! I have to say this because my UP Bommin Ex used to ALWAYS go Left and just setup camp there!🙄
And yes, STOP doing that thing where you twiddle a nipple between finger & thumb like you’re trying to find 91.1 FM! Focus on the whole area, not just the exclamation points! If you must do it, be gentle! Know the difference between tuning and pinching! And finally, Wetting your fingers before “tuning” helps! A LOT! 😉
7) FINGER PLAY.
Anal stimulation can feel good for Trans Girls because we have a prostate even after the big Surgery. But it has to be done right! Don’t try it unless you know what you are doing! Direct pressure is very unpleasant, so gently rotate your fingers along the sides till you find it. And trim your nails please!
Other kinds of Finger Play - Poor manual dexterity when in the underskirt region can result in unpleasant tangling of fingers & underpants. If you're going to be aggressive, we can take the damn things off if you ask!
With Post-op girls, Clit-Play is definitely an option. Infact it's the best way to make us come! Little FYI- the surgeon creates the clitoris with the tip of the penis. It can be very sensitive so Direct pressure can be very unpleasant. Gently rotate your fingers along the sides of the clitoris.
When your hands are down there, Stop behaving like you are stuffing banknotes in a chimney or something! Ok in principle, but that can hurt - so don't get carried away! It's best to pay more attention to the clitoris and exterior vagina at first, then gently slip a finger inside and see if we like it.
8) PUSHING OUR HEAD DOWN.
Indian Men persist in doing this, hoping that it will lead very swiftly to what they want. It’s like being dragged to a cave by some Chandaalaa! If you want us to use our mouth, use yours: just try saying it!
9) MOVING AROUND DURING THE "JOB".
Don’t thrust. We will do all the moving around during! You just sit there and don’t grab & pull. Running your hands through our hair is YES!
10) NOT WARNING US BEFORE YOU CLIMAX.
In X-rated movies you guys watch, women seem to love it when men ejaculate over them. In real life, it just means more cleaning up! Sperm tastes like salt water mixed with egg white. Not everybody likes it! So when we are down there, warn us before you come so we can do what’s necessary.
11) ORAL WORKS BOTH WAYS.
You like us to use our mouth be ready to use yours too. We like it too you know! Don't be a typical Indian dude about this!
And since you are going down, do it properly! Please don't act like a Cat does with a saucer of milk! Get your whole mouth down there, and concentrate on gently rotating or flicking your tongue on the clitoris. Gentle suction action also helps - a LOT! Just because your tongue is working doesn't mean your hands have to be idle you know! Get to work chump!
12) GOING TOO FAST AND HARD
Indian men seem to take their cues from X Rated porn movies and want to go bang-bang like that! But that may not be what the woman wants!
The absolutely worst thing you can do is pump away like a Steam Engine! Build up speed slowly, with clean, straight, regular thrusts. Sometimes, slow & deep thrusts work better - especially if it is with someone special!
13) LUBRICATION
While most surgeons do a fantastic job - I am certainly very happy with mine - Trans Girls Vaginas are slightly different. For one most TG vaginas are not fully self-lubricating. Adequate Foreplay helps but ALWAYS Keep Lube handy! And if you are on the larger side - lots of it!
14) SWITCHING HOLES AND PRETENDING IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.
Not every girl wants Anal, and even if she does, it most probably will not happen the first time! If you want to put it there, ask first. And no - being drunk is NOT an excuse!
15) MAKING US RIDE ON TOP FOR AGES.
Now Girl on Top can be fun – Cowgirl or Reverse Cow Girl! Asking us to be on top is fine. But lying there making noises while we do all the hard work is not. Atleast keep your hands busy! And switch once in a while!
16) PLAYING YOGA-MASTER.
If you want to do advanced yoga in bed, that's fine, but understand your partners limitations. And I cant stress this point enough – know your own limits as well! 😛
17) GIVING LOVE BITES.
It is erotic to exert some gentle suction on the sides of the neck, if you do it carefully. But some of us are too old to carry off a hickey! So please – gently!
18) PLAYING FOOTBALL COACH.
Don’t shout encouragement like a coach with a megaphone. It’s NOT a turn-on!🙄
19) CRUSH LOAD FACTOR.
Men generally weigh more, so when you get on top distribute the load a bit please.
20) COMING TOO SOON OR TOO LATE.
Finishing too soon – every Indian man’s biggest fear! With good reason too! We have this ladies joke about Indian men being Maggi noodles - Just 2 minutes!😅 But seriously – No worries if you shoot before time-it happens! Just make sure you have a backup plan to ensure we get there too!
On the other extreme, some dudes think going for an hour without finishing is a sign of potency! Its not! Three 20 minute sessions spaced out through a magical date night are better than a single one hour marathon!
21);TAKING PICTURES.
No! Just NO! 🤮
22) NOT BEING IMAGINATIVE.
See Missionary on the bed is all good! Not bad at all! But you can think out of the box na? Use your imagination!
Imagination can mean anything from drawing patterns on her back to pouring honey/ intoxicants on her and licking it off. Fruit, vegetables, ice and feathers can be good props; hot candle wax, dye etc - BIG no!
Switch positions. Try places other than the Bed. For me personally, there is nothing better than some Morning Shower Sex - really rounds out a good Date Night! The foot of the bed, Living room Couch - or the floor beside it! The swimming pool in Masinagudi! Ok I will stop now! 😉
But you get it right?
23) ASKING IF SHE HAS COME.
You should to be able to tell! 🙄 It's what separates the real men from the Babaalus! But if you really don't know, don't keep asking! Big turn off!
24) LEAVING A LITTLE PRESENT BEHIND.
Condom disposal is the Man's responsibility. You wore it, you dispose it! PROPERLY!
25) THANKING US.
Ugh! Never ever thank someone “after”! EVER!
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